Drop the URL. Face the homepage.
Start with your homepage URL. Screenshot capture and AI analysis turn what’s on the page into pointed, specific feedback.
AI website roasts. Human-sized fixes.
Your homepage.
No filter.
Actual fixes.
Turn your URL into a funny, shareable website roast—with a visual scorecard and three practical improvements. Built for founders, freelancers, and businesses brave enough to look.
Free roast. Three fixes. Your ego may need a minute.
01 / Homepage under reviewNo sugarcoating
A taste of the roast · illustrative
“Seven calls to action.
Zero decisions.”
The fix: give visitors one obvious next step.
Our promise, not borrowed applause
Roast the page, not the person Observations, not conversion claims Every jab comes with a fix
From ouch to actionable
Less vague advice.
More “fix this.”
You know your business inside out. Your visitors don’t. Roastmark looks at the homepage you actually put in front of them: the message, the hierarchy, and the next step.
A scorecard, not a crystal ball.
AI can spot unclear copy and competing buttons. It cannot tell you how much revenue a redesign will make.
Get roasted. Leave with a plan.
Get a visual scorecard, annotated homepage feedback, and three practical improvements. Funny enough to read. Concrete enough to use.
Share the sting. Make the comeback.
Share your roast with a link back to Roastmark. After you make changes, come back for an encouraging redemption scorecard.
Start with the sting
Free roast. Deeper fixes.
The free roast includes your scorecard and three improvements. A detailed report is planned at $19—a starting price being tested, not a subscription promise.
Planned detailed report
$19
proposed one-time priceGo beyond the critique with rewritten headlines, clearer calls to action, and a suggested page structure. We’re testing the free URL-to-scorecard flow first.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your next version starts here
Take the roast.
Keep the improvements.
Your homepage doesn’t need another polite opinion. It needs a clearer message and an obvious next step.